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       Love Hina Special : Keitaro the Immortal 
Just how many times does Keitaro get beaten up in any way and magically survive?
 

This list is set up by:
a) Episode Number:
b) Number of beating (since beginning):
c) Character that beat him (note: misc. means that he hurt himself or it was an accident):
d) Situation:

Episode 1: All-Girls Dorm With Outdoor Bath: Hot Spring
1. Naru: Naru atomic punches him after she falls back trying to get away from him (she’s afraid of catching his stupidity) and he sees her underwear.
2. Naru: Naru thinks he’s Kitsune in the hot springs but after she realizes he’s a guy she freaks out. Unfortunately she forgets to let go (*cough*) and runs him straight into a rock.
3. Naru: Naru punches him after he turns around to apologize to her, but ends up bowing into her breasts.
4. Misc: He is running away from Naru and Kitsune, who think he is a stalker, and he accidentally runs of the balcony into the bushes.
5. Naru: Naru finally catches up with him and gives him a thunderous back-kick into a tree.
6. Kaolla: Kaolla shoots him with her toy tanks after he tries to walk past her to the exit of Hinata Sou.
7. Haruka: Haruka comes up the steps and Keitaro is thrilled to see her. He grabs her and she elbows him in the head.
8. Haruka: Haruka elbows him for talking while she is.
9. Naru: Naru runs to him after he tells her that he is leaving. She slips, slides towards him and knocks him on his ass.
10. Naru: She punches him after he thinks touches her arm to make sure she is real.
11. Naru: Naru atomic punches him after she overhears him complaining in his bath that she is too violent.

Episode 2: The Hinata’s New Resident, Shinobu: Arrow Signs
12. Misc: Shinobu is dreaming of her leaving in the van. Keitaro starts to chase her but an arrow explodes out of the ground and knocks him back.
13. Misc: Keitaro is heading towards the kitchen to help cook for Shinobu’s going away party and is promptly hit by a burst of flame from the kitchen.
14. Naru: Punches after he says Shinobu’s cooking is awesome and insults the other girl’s cooking.
15. Naru: Naru kicks him after he falls on Shinobu accidentally and ends up with his hand on her leg.
16. Kaolla: Kicks him to show Shinobu how tough he is.

Episode 3: Kendo Girl In Love? Swordplay
17. Motoko: Umbrella strikes Keitaro, Shirai and Haitani after Haitani and Shirai ask her out to coffee and touch her.
18. Motoko: Umbrella strikes Keitaro again just for good measure after Haitani and Shirai run away.
19. Motoko: Motoko kaitana strikes him through the door after he walks in on her changing accidentally
20. Motoko: Kaitana strikes him after he tries to apologize to her on top of Hinata Sou.
21. Motoko: Kaitana strikes him again after he catches her when she faints from being near him.
22. Kaolla: Pokes him with a stick to make sure he is alive.
23. Motoko: Kaitana strikes him after he explores where the hole in his ceiling leads and he looks into Naru’s room while Naru and Motoko are talking.
24. Misc: He saves Motoko after she is about to fall off Hinata Sou but after he pulls her up he falls into the hot springs.

Episode 4: The Tokyo U Promise From 15 Years Ago: Diary
25. Misc: Runs into water pipe when he is cleaning the hot springs for Mitsune and gets blasted back by water.
26. Misc: Gets tossed up and down by bungie-cord when he washing the windows outside.
27. Naru: Punches him when he come through the hole in his room to see where it leads and sees her changing.
28. Naru: Punches him because while he is hiding under the heating blanket to hide the fact that they are studying together from Mitsune he touches her.
29. Misc: Knocks a book of f of Naru’s shelf and falls on his face when he is in her room to fix the hole.
30. Naru: Pushes him down the hole after she catches him reading her diary.
31. Kaolla: Shoots him with a bazooka when the girls think he is a thief.
32. Naru: Throws his diary at him, which he forgot, and hits him in the head.
33. Naru: Punches him to get even for him reading her diary when she finds him at toudai.
34. Naru: Punches him after he walks in on the girls in the hot springs to show her his prep exam grade.

Episode 5: A Trip To Kyoto! Exciting
35. Misc: He runs into Mutsumi at the school and they both fall down.
36. Misc: Trips over stairs as he’s running from Seta’s car.
37. Misc: Dives onto ground while running form Seta’s car.
38. Misc: Gets his shin hit by a food cart on the train to Kyoto.
39. Misc: Bumps into Naru on the train as she is going to the bathroom.
40. Naru: Falls onto him after she is bumped by the food cart.
41. Naru: Hits him multiple times with ping pong balls in their hotel room.
42. Naru: Hits him multiple times with ping pong balls again when he calls her stupid and a nerd.

Episode 6: Keitaro’s First Kiss Is With…? Journey
43. Naru: Pulls his cheek at the railroad station after he starts talking about the station.
44. Misc: Falls backward out of his chair Mutsumi asks him if he’s in middle school.
45. Naru: Flips table & knocks Keitaro down after Mutsumi leans on him from behind.
46. Naru: Punches him after he is amazed at Mutsumi’s useless knowledge of a castle.
47. Misc: Falls onto Naru in truck heading towards Sendai.
48. Naru: Atomic punches him after they get on fight on boat.
49. Misc: Gets stuck in storm in the lifeboat with Mutsumi and Naru as they are heading towards Okinawa.
50. Misc: Falls onto Naru after he chases her because she saw Mutsumi kiss him.

Episode 7: First Date, Keitaro’s True Feelings: Nowadays
51. Misc: Tama falls onto his head as he’s on the ground.
52. Misc: Falls down with bloody nose after Naru carelessly dresses in front of him because she is late for her graduation.
53. Naru: Steps on him multiple times for seeing her change
54. Kentaro: Hits him with his drill as he comes up to take Naru to graduation.
55. Naru: (in dream date game) Punches him for trying to take her to a cheesy restaurant.
56. Misc: Slams his head into the ground to break his headpiece before Kentaro can kiss Naru in the game.
57. Kaolla: Head kicks him for no reason.
58. Naru: Atomic punches him after Kaolla’s kick sends him into Naru’s breasts.

Episode 8: Kendo Girl And The Legend Of The Dragon Palace: Is This A Dream?
59. Naru: Punches him after he gets excited because Kitsune says something about the combination of Keitaro and Naru.
60. Shirai and Haitani: (in Motoko’s dream) Beat him up on beach because he can’t get into toudai.
61. Kaolla: (in Motoko’s dream) Flies over him on ostrich and drops eggs on him, then puts him in blender.
62. Misc: Chewed up by a toad when Kitsune and baby Shinobu show up in the dream.
63. Shirai and Haitani: (in Motoko’s dream) In the “random encounter” scene they shoot beams of energy at him and fry him.
64. Motoko: Kaitana strikes him because he’s asleep after she decides to play with them.
65. Motoko and Naru: Kick him after he runs out into the hot springs to show them the new game he got.

Episode 9: The Case Of The Missing Hinata Apartment Money: A Mystery
66. Naru: Punches him for coming up through the hole.
67. Kaolla: Pokes him with stick to make sure he’s alive.
68. Naru: Punches him because Shinobu cries after they ask her if she robbed Hinata Sou.
69. Naru: Strangles him fro talking out of turn.
70. Motoko: Strikes him with kaitana after Kaolla blames her for taking money.
71. Haruka: Slaps him for calling her “old woman”.
72. Haruka: Steps on him for suspecting her of stealing the money.
73. Naru: Punches him while trying to get to Tama after seeing her picture on his belly.
74. Kaolla: Flying kicks Keitaro after she catches up to Naru and him.
75. Naru: Punches him after he realizes that Tama couldn’t have stolen the money.

Episode 10: Who Is The Beautiful Woman Wandering In The Moonlight? Transformation
76. Kaolla: Squeezes him while sleeping in his bed.
77. Naru: Drop kicks him from the hole after seeing Kaolla holding onto him.
78. Naru: Shakes him while screaming “what are you doing to a junior high student!”.
79. Kaolla: Smashes Keitaro between herself and Naru.
80. Motoko: Kaitana strikes him for touching a junior high student.
81. Kaolla: Leap frogs over him at breakfast and him in the head.
82. Kaolla: Kicks him in the head while leaving the table at breakfast.
83. Misc: Mecha Tama fries him with a laser.
84. Kaolla: Shakes him after she sees him lying on the ground from Mecha Tama’s attack.
85. Misc: Falls off of the roof into Naru’s room after seeing adult Kaolla on the roof.
86. Naru: Punches him after she sees Kaolla flirting with him in the street.
87. Amara: Sicks her alligator on him after she realizes he is the person reminded Kaolla of her brother.
88. Amara: Bites him and takes him away from adult Kaolla when he sees her on roof second time.
89. Naru: Punches when she sees Amara about to kiss him.
90. Amara: Pushes him down when Kaolla transforms in streets.
91. Misc: Thrown by lightening when he pushes Kaolla out of the way.
92. Kaolla: Attacks him with Mecha Tama 2.

Episode 11: The Idol Shooting For Tokyo U Is A Prep School Student: Sing
93. Naru: In Keitaro’s dream he thinks she is home, goes through the hole, gets his pants caught and is promptly punches by Naru.
94. Naru: After she hides in Keitaro’s bath and she realizes she is wet she shoves him under water.
95. Naru: Starts enjoy the martial arts movie, gets into it and punches him accidently.
96. Naru: Gets nervous when someone recognizes her and shoves ice cream in his face.
97. Naru: Atomic punches him because she thinks he doesn’t want her to come back.
98. Naru: Punches him for saying “your true self got exposed”.

Episode 12: Changing After The Wedding? Swordmaster Motoko’s Sunday Best: Feminine
99. Motoko: Strikes him with Kaitana to get the cockroach.
100. Naru: Punches him after Tama gets into Motoko’s kimono and Keitaro tries to help her.
101. Motoko: Chases Tama, bumps into Keitaro and kaitana strikes him for seeing her naked.
102. Haruka: Punches for calling her “old lady” when she says the dress Motoko is wearing is her’s.
103. Naru: Back kicks him down the stairs for wearing Motoko’s dress because she asked him to.
104. Haruka: Punches him for calling her “old lady” again.
105. Naru: Punches him and strangles him for holding onto Motoko when he sees a cockroach.
106. Misc: Mecha Tama shoots a fireball at him and knocks him back.
107. Naru: Atomic punches him he holds Motoko to stop her from stripping.
108. Misc: Godzilla Mecha Tama eats him after he flies into its mouth.

Episode 13: The First Kiss Tastes Like Lemon? Marshmallow? Grownup
109. Naru: Punches Keitaro after he tries to kiss her when she is asleep.
110. Naru: Punches him after he says kisses are salty.
111. Naru: (in clip after intermission) punches him for trying to kiss the screen.
112. Kaolla: Kicks him in the butt after putting the auto-kisser on him so it would chase Shinobu.
113. Misc: The auto-kisser pulls him headfirst into a railing.
114. Naru: Kicks him in the butt for trying to kiss Shinobu.

Episode 14: Naru’s Crush Is Now A Tokyo U Professor: Turning Into Love?
115. Naru: Punches him for not having time for a part-time job.
116. Misc: Backs up and trips after he runs into Kitsune in the streets.
117. Misc: Falls into the pond by toudai.
118. Sara: Punches him for being in her and Seta’s van.
119. Sara: Beats him up when van door is closed.
120. Sara: Beats him up in the van again when Seta turns around.
121. Sara: Drops a vase on his head.
122. Motoko: Kitsune pushes Naru into him, he catches her, Motoko kaitana strikes him for holding Naru.
123. Naru: Punches him for not making any money.

Episode 15: I Love You! Romantic Confession Inside A Cave: Tall Tale
124. Sara: Back-kicks him outside Hinata Sou.
125. Naru: Steps on him to see Sara.
126. Misc: Hits the floor as he dives for Naru’s clothes to put them away since Sara is throwing them everywhere.
127. Naru: Kicks him for holding her clothes.
128. Sara: Drops vase on his head.
129. Naru: Kicks him for trying to spank Sara.
130. Naru: They are arguing if they like each other and she picks him up and drops him when he won’t say.
131. Sara: Hits him on the head with an artifact again.
132. Sara: Kicks him in the head after all the girls fuss over her.
133. Sara: Makes him slip on a banana peal, grabs his foot, and sends him flying into Naru.
134. Seta: Knocks open the door from his dig and knocks Keitaro over.
135. Naru: Drops hot tea on his head after Seta asks if they’re going out.
136. Naru: Kicks him after he won’t stop running after Seta in the cave when she tells him to stop.
137. Misc: Gets run over by a boulder.
138. Motoko: Kaitana strikes the boulder and knocks Keitaro onto the ground.

Episode 16: Monkey Performance At The Seaside Teahouse Hinata: A Kiss?
139. Naru: Kicks him for calling her monkey.
140. Naru: Kicks him for not listening to her.
141. Misc: Falls of his horse after yells at him not to call her monkey.
142. Kaolla: Ties up Keitaro and sits on him.
143. Motoko: Ties him up and holds a blade to his neck.
144. Shirai and Haitani: Step on him and beat him up for making them be the horse.
145. Sara: Throws a rock at him and knocks him out.
146. Misc: He gets caught in between Motoko and Seta’s fight.
147. Motoko: Knocks plasma from Kaolla’s gun into him accidently.
148. Seta: Throws his pole spear into him accidently.
149. Naru: Atomic punches Keitaro after he pulls her bra off when he goes to attack Seta.

Episode 17: Mesmerized By Naru On The Haunted Island! Something’s Fishy!
150. Motoko: Kaitana strikes him after Kikuko says that her skills have dulled.
151. Naru: Punches him for thinking that her and Kitsune were doing stuff in the hot springs.
152. Naru: Punches him after she finds out that he was trying to scare her.
153. Naru: Possessed Naru tries to drown him in the hot springs.
154. Motoko: Kaitana strikes him after she thinks he was doing stuff to Naru.
155. Motoko: Kaitana strikes him trying to learn Zan Ma Ken – Ni No Tachi.
156. Motoko: And again.
157. Motoko: And again.
158. Motoko: And again.
159. Motoko: *Sigh* and again.
160. Motoko: *cough* and again.
161. Motoko: Finally kaitana strikes him into the water.
162. Naru: Punches him after he grabs her breasts to stop her from dropping her bra.
163. Kikuko: One of Motoko’s followers gets possessed and tries to drown him.
164. Shirai: Throws a beer can at him and knocks him out onto Naru.
165. Naru: Kicks him for falling onto her and pulling the top of her dress down.
166. Naru: Atomic punches him for the same reason.

Episode 18: Girls Dressed In Yukata For The Summer Festival: Let’s!
167. Naru: Punches for eavesdropping on her and Kitsune.
168. Misc: Octopus sticks to his face after Kisune pyches him and Naru out by pretending to kiss him.
169. Naru: Punches him after they hold onto each other in the haunted house.
170. Naru: Knocks him out after Kentaro accidently pushes her into Keitaro.

Episode 19: Marry Into Money? A Prince From Across The Sea: Warm
171. Naru: Punches him after she pulls him away from adult Kaolla and he sees her shirt unzipped.
172. Naru: Elbows him for thinking about Kaolla getting married.
173. Misc: Gets hit in the head with Kaolla’s Mecha Tama’s that have Shirai and Haitani in them.
174. Misc: Misses his chair when he tries to sit down.
175. Kaolla: She busts into wedding and knocks Keitaro down by shooting at him.
176. Naru and Kitsune: Beat him up when they find out that he isn’t Ranba.
177. Kaolla: Pulls him out into the hot springs and drops him after she finds her brother.

Episode 20: A Sepia-Colored Promise With A Sleeping Girl: A Trick?
178. Kaolla: Pulls him down the passageway in Naru’s room.
179. Naru: Punches him for falling into Mutsumi’s lap.
180. Misc: Moe falls onto him after she gets her legs fixed.
181. Misc: He runs into a wall trying to stop Motoko from Kaitana striking Moe.

Episode 21: Jealous Outburst? Two Lovebirds On A Boat: Tremble
182. Misc: A rock falls onto him after Mei asks a crowd of people looking at him and Naru if they’re mismatched.
183. Naru: Punches him for taking her to a beef bowl restaurant.
184. Naru: Throws him after the girls see them on their date.
185. Naru: Drags him away from the girls.
186. Mutsumi: Drops a bowling ball on his foot.
187. Naru: Punches him when Mutsumi isn’t looking because they should be studying.
188. Naru: Drops a bowling ball on his foot.
189. Naru: Punches him when he falls asleep between herself and Mutsumi and then rolls onto Mutsumi.
190. Naru: Punches him after he chases after her.
191. Naru: Throws a bucket at him when he yells at her because she is insulting him to Mutsumi.
192. Naru: Throws a teddy bear at him when Mutsumi’s skirt gets blown up and Keitaro ses her panties.
193. Misc: Keitaro crashes his boat into Kitsune’s when he’s running away from Naru.

Episode 22: Little Sister Mei’s Devious Plan: It Can’t Be!
194. Naru: Kicks him because he was dreaming about studying and he says Mutsumi’s name.
195. Naru: Kicks him for seeing her childhood pictures.
196. Naru: Punches him for being in a locked room with Mutsumi.

Episode 23: Naru Narusegawa – Her Wavering Heart And Keitaro: Crushed
197. Sara: Pulls chair out from under him.
198. Haitani: Shakes him for being with Mutsumi.
199. Misc: Gets shot by arrows when Mutsumi insults him.
200. Shirai and Haitani: Beat him up for being with Mutsumi.
201. Seta: Keitaro gets hit by Seta’s car as Seta is going somewhere.
202. Seta: Hits Keitaro with his car as he is bringing Granny back.
203. Misc: He gets hit by his E rating when Naru says that studying and being a manager is hard.
204. Sara: Hits him with a grave.
205. Sara: Hits him on the head with a pot because he mistranslates dream.
206. Naru: Punches him when she thinks he wants to be alone with Mutsumi.
207. Mutsumi: Knocks him down after she trips, getting out of the shower.

Episode 24: Celebrate! Are The Blooming Flowers Tokyo U? Love? Everybody
208. Mutsumi: Trips and falls on him as she is getting out of shower.
209. Seta: Punches past Keitaro’s face and knocks him down.
210. Seta: Punches him because Sara told him too, because he’s giving up on Naru.
211. Naru: Pushes him at the end teasingly as he’s looking at every from his room.
212. Naru: (Credits) Punches him because Mutsumi falls into his room and into his bed.
213. Naru: (Credits) Atomic punches him when she catches up to him.

Episode 25: Motoko’s Choice: Love Of The Sword: Don’t Cry
214. Misc: He faints when Tsuruko says that Motoko doesn’t have to go back since she is getting married to him.
215. Motoko: Punches him right before they kiss because she loses her nerve.
216. Motoko: Kicks him when they are talking in the hot springs and his blindfold slips down.
217. Motoko: Pushes him away when her sister attacks.
218. Misc: He slips on the newly waxed floor.
219. Motoko: Punches him when he tries to catch her when she falls down the stairs but ends up pulling her underwear down instead.
220. Misc: Puts clips on his face to freak Motoko out so she’ll go back to being herself.
221. Misc: Falls down after he feels weak from holding the cursed sword.
222. Tsuruko: Kaitana strikes him and Motoko at the graveyard.
223. Motoko: Gets knocked on top of him by Tsuruko.
224. Naru: Atomic punches him when he pulls down Motoko’s pants accidently.
225. Naru: Throws a bucket at him after Motoko and him try to surprise Tsuruko in the hot springs.
226. Motoko: Gets blasted into him by Kaolla’s bombs.
227. Naru: Steps on his face because she doesn’t think he is fighting seriously.
228. Naru: Pushes him when she is possessed by the sword.
229. Motoko: Throws him at Naru so they would kiss.
230. Naru: Kicks him for chasing Tama out into hot springs because he has the sword.
231. Naru: Atomic punches him for the same reason.

Christmas Special: Silent Eve
232. Misc: Falls of the roof of Hinata Sou when Shinobu tells him that Naru likes him.
233. Misc: Falls when he sees Naru’s room is empty the next day.
234. Misc: Slips and falls on his way to Shibuya station.
235. Misc: Pushed down by a man after he touches his girlfriend thinking she is Naru.
236. Misc: Gets bumped down when he is walking through a crowd.
237. Misc: Falls down because he dropped his crutch.
238. Naru: Punches him when Tama opens the doors to the hot springs and he sees the girls in the hot springs.
239. Misc: (Credits) Falls down in front of girls.
240. Misc: (Credits) Runs into Motoko at festival.
241. Motoko: (Credits) Shoots him with arrows because he’s holding a drunk Kitsune up.
242. Kaolla: (Credits) Bites him with her lion mask.
243. Naru: Atomic punches him.

Spring Special:
244. Misc: Falls onto ground after he catches Naru when she falls down the hole.
245. Misc: His glasses pinch his nose as he’s about to kiss Naru.
246. Seta: Keitaro and Seta punch each other out in Keitaro’s dream.
247. Misc: He is shoved onto the boat by workers.
248. Misc: He gets hit in the face by his photo book and student I.D. as the wind blows them back in his face when he tries to throw them of the boat.
249. Misc: And again.
250. Misc: And again.
251. Misc: He jumps of the boat to catch his test stub when it gets blown out of his hand.
252. Naru: Hits him in the head with coconuts when he’s running to the desert with Nyamo.
253. Naru: Hits him in the back with sand in the desert to slow him down.
254. Naru: Drags him on his butt back towards town after she catches him.
255. Naru: Falls from heat exhaustion because he was holding his shirt over Naru to keep her in the shade.
256. Misc: Falls from exhaustion after Naru chases him when he tells his story.
257. Naru: Punches him after he sees her shirt wet.
258. Misc: He gets a nosebleed when he sees Naru in a leaf swimsuit.
259. Misc: He hits the ground in frustration and it drops away because it was a ledge.
260. Sara: Hits him in the head when the girls find him finally.
261. Naru: Punches him when he slips and grabs her breasts.

Love Hina Again 1: Kanako
262. Naru: Punches him for being so excited and embarrassing her at the opening ceremonies at toudai.
263. Misc: The top of toudai that he caught when he flew from Naru’s punch falls of and smashes him.
264. Sara: Kicks him because he is going with Seta.
265. Misc: Gets mobbed by all the girls when he gets back.

Love Hina Again 2: Keitaro
266. Misc: He gets a nosebleed because all the girls are trying on the underwear Seta gave him to give to Haruka.
267. Haruka: Punches him when he offers her the underwear Seta gave to her.
268. Kaolla: High kicks him playfully and tells him he smells good.
269. Naru: Punches him after Kanako and Kuro almost see her and Keitaro kiss.
270. Naru: Trips him down the hole before he can give her the ring.
271. Kanako: Throws the ceramic raccoon at him to trap him because he is running away from her.
272. Naru: Punches him for being alone with Kanako in Hinata Sou.
273. Naru: Jumps of the waterfall outside Hinata Sou and knocks him and Kanako down.
274. Kanako: Knocks him down in his bath when she hugs him.
275. Naru: Punches him for asking Kanako what he’s supposed to do about his hair since it still has shampoo in it.

Love Hina Again 3: Naru
276. Kanako: Holds him under water so she can listen to the girls talking about Keitaro.
277. Kanako: Trips him and then hog-ties him when he tries to run away because he realizes the girls are in the hot springs.
278. Naru: Atomic punches him for chasing after her.
279. Kanako: Shakes him to wake him up.
280. Kanako: Punches him multiple times when he catches her outside of Hinata Sou and they fall down.
281. Misc: Falls on his butt when the cog Naru and him are on drops them onto the ground.

Grand Total: Keitaro was beaten 281 times 

 
 
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THIS WAS DONE BY ANIMALMAN